WIN: TROJAN CONDOMS letter

my short and sweet (no pun) letter to Trojan Condoms (which is owned by the Church & Dwight corporation apparently):




























Trojan's response:

the letter:




























the package: (including a self addressed priority envelope, a merchandise return label, first class postage, a ZIPLOCK BAGGY, and...)






















...A CHECK FOR TEN DOLLARS!!


















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thank you Trojan Condoms! that ten dollars will surely remedy the incurred discomfiture.

i would have also accepted a First Response sample.

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